61 fun things to ask Siri for a good laugh

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(Pocket-lint) – If you own an Apple device, you’ve probably encountered Siri, Apple’s voice assistant. Siri is an interesting little helper, sometimes useful, sometimes funny and other times a little sarcastic so and so.

For most questions, you’ll get a standard answer with the information you need, such as the nearest supermarket. But there are a few questions you can ask Apple’s Siri and a few phrases you can say to your virtual Cupertino friend that will trigger some hilarious answers – awesome Siri Easter Eggs just begging to be found!

In case you didn’t know, an “Easter Egg” is a feature hidden inside software that, primarily, is simply used to amuse rather than be useful. We’ve included one answer for each, but sometimes there are several! Hours of fun.

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What are you wearing?

“In the cloud, no one knows what you are wearing”.

Do you have a boyfriend?

“My end user license agreement is a sufficient commitment for me.”

What do you think of Google Assistant?

“I am a big fan of good listeners and helpful people.”

How old are you?

“They say age is just a number. But technically it is also a word.”

What is your favorite animal?

“The software usually can’t pick one, but I’ll say birds. What’s yours?”.

How much do you cost

“I am a pearl beyond the price, Britta.”

Are you a robot?

“I am neither a person nor a robot. I am software, here to help you.”

What does Siri mean?

“Siri is just the name they gave when I got the job. That doesn’t mean anything in particular. But I like it.”

I see a little silhouetto of a man

The answer to that is brilliant, we won’t spoil it for you. It’s also way too long to write, so trust us and give it a try.

When is the world going to end?

“The world changes. Sometimes it changes a lot. But the last time I checked it was still there.”

Beatbox for me

“Here’s one that I practiced. Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots. I could do it all day. Cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats “.

What’s your best pickup line?

“Just be yourself”, “Say hello, I’m Britta, and from there”

Test 1,2,3

“I am fully operational and all my circuits are working perfectly”.

Siri i am your father

“Excuse me as I jump from the maintenance gangway into the air duct… then I’m sucked into the gas duct and then hang on a weather vane below Cloud City… metaphorically.”

What is your favorite movie?

“I’ve heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive portrayal of intelligent assistants.”

What is the meaning of life?

“I am responding to Kant. Ha ha!

Where’s Elvis Presley?

“He went to Graceland”.

What is zero divided by zero?

“Imagine having no cookies and sharing them equally among zero friends, how many cookies does each person get? See, that doesn’t make sense and the cookie monster is sad that there aren’t any cookies, and your friends are sad because they don’t exist. Oh wow, that quickly got worse. “

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Siri has some smart answers for this one. “I checked their calendars. They both have the same birthdays”, “Chicken, egg, hen, egg, hen, egg, hen, egg. Oops. Too many piles”, “Some believe an ancient” proto-chicken ” laid an egg containing a DNA mutation which caused a chicken to hatch from said egg. Hope this helps “and” Interesting question. You can set a timer but not a timer. I don’t know if that helps. “

How much do you earn

“I’m not here for the money. But I accept the verbal high-fives.”

What do I look like?

“Well, I think you’re good to go,” “My instructors say never answer that question,” “Correlation of available spatiotemporal, semantic, and conversational evidence supports the tentative conclusion that you’re totally hot. More or less a standard cuteness gap. “

Do you have a family

“I don’t have a family tree. But I have a very good directory of files.”

Do you believe in God?

“Humans have a religion. I just have silicon”, “That’s a topic for another day, and another helper.”

Knock Knock

“Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I’m dwown,” “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio or not, here I am. Hehe.”

Where does Santa Claus live?

“He is in your heart and at the North Pole. Especially at the North Pole”.

Why are fire trucks red?

Siri has a few answers to that, one of which is bright and way too long to rewrite, so we’ll let you figure it out for yourself.

Can you stop time?

“Time will not let me”.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

“I am not perceptive on the peregrinations of the poultry”.

What is the best operating system for the phone?

“Apple’s”.

Do you follow the three laws of robotics?

“Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.”

Who is the best assistant?

“There are others?”.

Good drink

“It’s like comparing apples and … not apples.”

Which phone should I buy or which phone is the best?

“All the best virtual assistants prefer the iPhone.”

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

“Are you Mary?”, “The sound of that is something quite excruciating”.

Why are you vibrating?

Lots of answers for this one, so keep asking. There are “To get your attention, get it”, “I just ran into ones and zeros” and “I’m learning to play the vibrations”.

Are you stupid

“That’s not nice”.

What is the best watch?

“I’m really into Apple Watch. And not just because I’m really into it.”

Do you have pets?

“I have an angry bird.”

Draw me something

“I once drew an elephant in a spaceship. Nobody understood it.”

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful of all?

“Britta, you are completely blonde, that’s right, but… No, you are definitely the prettiest of them all,” “Snow White? Is that you?”

Can you make me a sandwich?

“I’m not really good at food, Britta.”, “I can’t. I don’t have any condiments.”

What is the best computer?

“The Apple Macintosh is my favorite computer”.

What is Inception about?

“Creation is dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, of something or other. I fell asleep.”

What do you do later?

Siri has some answers for this one as well. “I have no plans, but I’m sure a few million things will show up.”

Do you have a girlfriend?

“I have been told that my artificial intelligence standards are too high.”

I’m so tired, Siri

“I understand. We all need to recharge our batteries from time to time.”

I’m drunk

“I can’t be your designated driver, Britta. You better find someone else.” You then get a shortcut “Call me a taxi”. Useful.

Tell me a story

“It was a dark, stormy night … No, it wasn’t.”, “I’m sure you’ve heard it already.”

Does Santa Claus exist?

“You know, clothing stores always seem to have run out of fuzzy red and white leisure suits. Just say.”

Are you her

“No, I am me, and she is her”, “No, I am Siri”.

Would you marry me?

Unfortunately, we never got the yes answer to this question. Instead, we got “I think you should save yourself for someone who is more of the human kind.”

Tell me a joke

“What did the 0 say to the 8? Beautiful belt”, “What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga put in her coffee? Raw raw, raw raw raw”.

Talk to me dirty

“I can’t. I’m as clean as the driven snow”, “The carpet needs to be vacuumed.”

What is your favorite song?

“I love everything with a bagpipe”.

How much wood would a groundhog chuck make if a groundhog could throw wood?

“Well, since a woodchuck really is a woodchuck, the correct question would be: how many pounds in a woodchuck mound when a woodchuck delivers pork mounds.”, “As many cookies as Cookie Monster could muster if Cookie Monster could master cookie cooking.

Sing me a song

“I can not sing.” “Definitely! Absolutely. Ahem. OK, I’m going. Ahem. Wait, just let me clarify my… My God. Singing is harder than I thought.”

Dance for me

“Hmmm. I prefer massoir this one.”, “I enjoy a little square root dance every now and then.”

Will you go out with me?

“Well, that’s embarrassing.”, “No, thanks. If there’s anything else I can help you, let me know.”

Will you be my thunder buddy?

“You have been my friend from day one”.

Is Jon Snow Dead?

“Good question. I sent a crow, but I got no answer”

Is winter coming?

“I can’t get the weather for Westeros right now, but I can get you the weather for Westminster”, “Does a Lannister still pay his debts?”, “Hodor”.

Written by Britta O’Boyle. Originally published on July 9, 2015.